I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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