i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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