In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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