I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My vagina is very pro this idea
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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