Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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