you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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