i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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