I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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