this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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