They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
