He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
