i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Verdict: uncircumcised.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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