Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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