I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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