why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I am mentally ready for anal.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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