it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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