after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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