....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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