im having a threesome with these popsicles
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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