yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He kissed a someone with a penis
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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