I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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