At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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