I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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