the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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