I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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