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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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