yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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