We won't sleep together?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
