You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I skipped work to stalk him.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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