That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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