it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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