She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Randomize
