so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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