are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Randomize
