Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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