as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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