I like to think it a success when the cops are called
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
