A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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