know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
