love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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