Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
