Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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