found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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