i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
