are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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