This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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