barbara walters just said penis...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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