worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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