I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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