Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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